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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via stability)

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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(via ugly)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via fake-mermaid)

louisfucksharrysenseless:

if any of you are planning to leak one direction’s new album please wait till im online thanks

(via fakezaynstan)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j6, via greetings)

excitedcat:

best reaction I’ve ever seen.

excitedcat:

best reaction I’ve ever seen.

(via fakezaynstan)

niallatorrr:

remember when niall admitted him and harry shower together

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and harry was like bro???

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so niall tried to cover it up

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(via fiyero-where-are-you)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via okaymad)

Louis: Basically the story was…there was a cow. It was making a noise like cows do…

Louis & Niall: Moooooooooo!

Zayn: It sounded like a person!

Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided he would go out there and try to save this “man,” which in fact was a cow. He hopped over the gate to this field and looked around and shouted, “Hello?! Hello?! Does anyone need any help?”

Zayn: I got a stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire and went out. I thought I was Indiana Jones running after Liam with it.

Harry: It was like completely dark and Liam was stood on the fence going, “Is anybody out there?! Is anybody out there?!”

Niall: So Liam was going to take on some murderer down in the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.

Louis: So then we all went back in, sat around the fire for a little bit and then decided to go to sleep. But in fact, quite embarrassingly, even though we were 99% sure it was a cow we didn’t really dare sleep in our own beds. We actually had to sleep on mattresses on the floor next to each other because we had no key for the door and we thought the cow/man [would come in and murder us]. (x)

(Source: numbinmytoes, via fiyero-where-are-you)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via gnarly)