wallflower

my tumblr is a big mess. i'm sorry. or maybe not.

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via onemoremiraclefordonna)

margygur:

margygur:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K

image

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imageTHAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE 

(via vague-chocolate)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via fake-mermaid)

lewksbanana:

I am going to poKE LUKE SO HARD IN THAT FUCKING DIMPLE

lewksbanana:

I am going to poKE LUKE SO HARD IN THAT FUCKING DIMPLE

(via planet13world)

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

(via gnarly)

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

(Source: lisakitto, via vague-chocolate)

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks, via vague-chocolate)

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

(Source: teflonly, via cramp)

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

(Source: killmewithdicks, via cramp)

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

(Source: stepanda, via perks-of-being-chinese)

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

(via sniffing)